KINGSMAN, THE SECRET SERVICE

Marcia Norwood
America's STORYTELLER
Telling Untold Stories in Photographs, Prose and Public Speaking

Don't waste your money going to see Kingsman, The Secret Service, even though it has a great cast.

Kingsman, The Secret Service,  stars  Colin Firth, Michael Caine, Taron Egerton, Samuel L. Jackson, and Mark Strong.    

By the way, Mark Strong looks  so much like one of Kansas City's favorite meteorologists, Gary Lezak, that I thought it was Gary.  

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The movie had such possibilities - but it all went wrong...very wrong.  I'll bet Gary Lezak is glad he's not in this film. 

The killing scene inside a church was horrific.  It went on for what seemed like forever.   I closed my eyes and covered my ears throughout most of the scene.  I wish I had walked out of the theater at that point.

The spies in training (supposedly the good guys) are asked to kill the puppies they helped raise in order to become members of the Kingsman.    The guns were set on stun - but no one knew that. 

The villain in the movie (played by Samuel L. Jackson) turns everyone into killers via a program on their cell phones.   In one scene, a baby girl is locked inside a bathroom while her mother attempts to hack through the door with a meat cleaver in an attempt to kill her child.   

Why in the world someone would let their child be in this movie I will never understand.
 
The young man (played by Taron Egerton) who "saved the world" asked to f--- a princess in the rear as his reward. She was old enough to be his mother. The last scene of the movie was the princess'  bare butt. 

Everyone is talking about Fifty Shades of Grey, but at least people know exactly what they are going to see when they go to see that movie.

Someone needs to tell the public that Kingsman, The Secret Service, is  not what it appears to be. 

It's not a smart, sexy,  James-Bond-Type-Thriller.  

It's a worthless, violent blood-fest.

It should be taken out of theaters.   

Shame on the actors, producers and entire cast for producing this garbage.

Don't waste your money on Kingsman. 
Take my word for it.

This movie should be taken out of theaters.

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Marcia Norwood

America's STORYTELLER

Telling Untold Stories in Photographs, Prose and Public Speaking